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Be discrete Be discrete When writing poetry about The special charms of a loved-one, Discretion is the better part of valour. It’s true that the minutiae of glamour Lie in the eye of the beholder But when it comes to technical data, This belongs to the innamorata. So while you can compare her To a summer’s day let’s say, Details of what lies under That sunny exterior are better Implied and not spelled out Down to the last letter. Vocabulary comes into it too. So many paeans have been written By poets smitten by female beauty That the very words you Want to use for some description - The shape and size of breasts For instance - no longer do their duty And are good only for exciting Unseemly jests. You may even win That year’s prize for bad sex writing. Better to have tossed it into the bin! Metaphor is especially vulnerable To unfortunate doubles-entendres. ‘Gather ye rosebuds while ye may’ Can be read as merely wise prescription In the pastoral of Robert Herrick’s day, But conjures senses unexpectedly profane In the context of Citizen Kane. So while it’s good that you should Harbour such feelings, reticence Is much to be preferred if you mean To keep a literary reputation Free from titillating imputation. Best avoid the topic altogether. Let your readers take on trust That this or that adorable presence Has the finest bust the world has seen. Write instead about the weather!
